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| User: | blpaintchart (45940) |
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| Name: | Bring me the nastiest colours known to humanity | |||||||||
| Location: | United Kingdom | |||||||||
| Bio: | Hello. I was not given the name blpaintchart at birth, oh no. I adopted it later in life as a tribute to something quite wonderful about my country. In the 1970's, British car manufacturers decided to spray their products in the most vile and lurid colours known to humanity. However, in an attempt to seduce the public with these tones, they hit upon a fabulous solution; to give the colours exotic and tempting names. Thus, Chartreuse, Limeflower, and Harvest Gold became wonderful new names for Bile, Vomit, and Diahorrea. For that ingenuity, I salute them! It goes without saying that, once the cars began to be decorated in more tasteful hues, the country really started going to the dogs. Although at least our retinas got a bit of a rest. But enough rambling. Let me tell you something about myself: I'm apparently a respectable, responsible, educated, ordinary, not-too-young sort of person. (Do try not to doze off, please.) However, when I am not busy being such a shining beacon of tedium, I find myself writing Potterverse Crack!Fic. It is all stored over on my account at lj at the moment. I have a large snarky streak, which means that most of the time I am an irritable, grumpy ball of fury. Think Professor Snape. But with a small nose. And tits. I was not given the name blpaintchart at birth, oh no. I adopted it later in life as a tribute to something quite wonderful about my country. In the 1970's, British car manufacturers decided to spray their products in the most vile and lurid colours known to humanity. However, in an attempt to seduce the public with these tones, they hit upon a fabulous solution; to give the colours exotic and tempting names. Thus, Chartreuse, Limeflower, and Harvest Gold became wonderful new names for Bile, Vomit, and Diahorrea. For that ingenuity, I salute them! It goes without saying that, once the cars began to be decorated in more tasteful hues, the country really started going to the dogs. Although at least our retinas got a bit of a rest. But enough rambling. I'm an impatient, grumpy ball of fury. Which is probably all you need to know.  Remus/Snape is Love  Create your own visitor map! | |||||||||
| Memories: | 21 entries | |||||||||
| Interests: | 47: aircraft, architecture, art, atheism, bad porn, batman, blackadder, cartoon sex, charles darwin, chaucer, chocolate, complaining, corsets, david attenborough, david bowie, depeche mode, derren brown, eddie izzard, fanfiction, first world war, general knowledge quizzes, gin, isambaard kingdom brunel, jane austen, joseph bazalgette, keanu reeves, leather, london underground, lucius, marc almond, matching underwear, monty python, muse, pearl jam, poe, popular science, potterverse, salvador dali, second world war, snape, snucius, snupin, tall ships, the cure, war films, william hogarth, wine. | |||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 53: abstractthought, alisanne, animagiste, aunty_marion, bluestocking79, chinatree, cruisedirector, dianamoon, drachenmina, dreamy_dragon73, dulcinea77, dungeons_master, duniazade, ellid, emiime, envinyatar15, esmestrella, ghot, gingertart50, gryffindorj, iamisaac, imma, inamac, irena_candy, karasu_hime, kazh_dall, kirasha, leni_jess, lizardspots, lore, lychee1968, melfinatheblue, midnitemarauder, miffmiff, mnemosyne_1, nehalenia, nimrod_9, nishizono, red_day_dawning, scribbulus_ink, senjy, serpenscript, shanti_writes, shighola, ships_harry, skitty_kat, skree_ratling, snapelike, snegurochka_lee, sweetmelodykiss, torino10154, westernredcedar, zephre | |||||||||
| Also Friend of: | 5: littleblackbow, pinkdepression, pre_raphaelite1, sassmacfru, tayefeth | |||||||||
| Member of: | 23: blackcest, bottomsnape, bymoonlight, dh_rewrite, forseverus, hp_wankfest, luciusfqf, lupin100, lupin_snape, pervy_werewolf, red_day_love, slash_heaven, smutday, snape100, snape_after_dh, snape_obsessed, snapedom, snucius100, snupin100, snupin_meeting, ssrs, talesoflore, youka_nitta | |||||||||
| Account type: | Free Patient | |||||||||
